The jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
Yo mama so fat, she took both sides of the family.
Why were the baker's hands brown?
Because he was kneading a poop.
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.
Why did the man get fired from work? Because he took two days off in February.
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...
An apple has a family tree.
How you know it’s her time in MJ's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball.
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!