The jokes
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?
Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.
Roblox Brookhaven be like:
"ABC if you wanna be adopted."
"ABC if you wanna be my friend."
"ABC if you wanna be a banker."
"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."
"ABC if you wanna date."
"ABC if you wanna sex."
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Memes
If ignorance is bliss, BLESSEDBRIAN must be the happiest person alive.
BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button.
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count his bars.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To dig deep with his lyrics.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!