The jokes
Anyone know how to get an A on the "An Inspector Calls" section of the GCSE paper?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down.
Did you hear the rumors about butter?
Never mind—you shouldn't spread them.
What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
Memes
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable in a wheelchair?
Why couldn’t the bike stand up?
Because it was “two tired”!
What did the trumpet say to Trump?
"Hi, fellow trumpet!"
Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?
A: What.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
"Aye, matey."
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂
I just watched a program about beavers.
It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen!
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Because he stole first base.
Have you heard of the invention of the shovel? It's groundbreaking!
The rapist is a therapist.
Lol.
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"