The jokes

You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.

I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.

What did COVID say to the American?

Nothing, it just took its breath away...

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Because he wanted to go to high school.

What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?

White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!

What's the difference between emos and 9/11?

The emos are still there, high up off the ground.

Why are emo kids the best jumpers?

Because they never fall down.

The "w" in Africa stands for wealth.

I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.

You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.

What is the most gangster paper?

Rapping paper.

How is the weather down there?

So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.

When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.

And then Mark came in.

People joking about 9/11.

Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."

Oh.

"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"

Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)

I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.

Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?

Because they can’t find the home button!