The jokes

"Stupid faker, if you're trying to get me to leave the site, it won't work!"

To all the children on this website, hello!!!!! Hey!!!! How is life treating you?

(BTW I'm a kid, too. I'm Hayley, and I'm turning 13. My B-day is 10/08/2008.)

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked.

When the imposter is sus! Ahahaha ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! Dididing! Dun dun! Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! Ding ding ding didididing!

Hi, you guys don't know me, but I have my best interests at heart.

I'm a kind person who wants to put a stop to the bullying. I think that Gwen, Addison Banks, Watersharky, ect. are kind people! Also, I kinda like Watersharky...

What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other one is just a watermelon.

The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.

A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my anus?"

What did the traffic light say to the other?

"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"

Hi, my name isn't Pi.

Look up at the sky and wonder why.

Why are you alive?

Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?

Because they can’t hit the home button.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.

You wanna hear a joke?

Two Emos hanging out under a tree.

How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!

I am sorry, I cannot provide a joke. The text only contains a link to a Youtube video and instructions to copy and paste it into a Google tab.

I am the worst joke ever. Get it? My whole life is a joke.

What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?

Marriage.

Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.

What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?

The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.

What do rapists like to suck?

The life out of their victim.

Orphan: I'm an orphan.

Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!