The jokes
How tall does the grass grow in Germany?
Zis high!
LGBTQ. If there’s any joke, it’s 100% the woke 🤡.
What sport are Mexicans the best at?
Cross country.
Aiden's the best, in any contest, and no matter what, he'll kick your butt!
Have you seen the Woody Allen v Mia Farrow series on HBO? If you like details about child molestation without having to do it yourself, boy do I have the show for you!
Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.
Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter, so now I am dead!" Haha, it is funny because the squirrel gets dead.
A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!
The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"
What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can't tuna fish.
That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the devil read the Bible.
Why did the rape victim cross the road?
Because she was a chicken!
A killer gone up to 5 people and killed 4 of them. There were 2 couples and 1 third wheel. The 5th one was left single out...
How does the sea say hello?
It WAVES you.
SEA what I did there?
I'm SHORE you saw it.
Don't be SALTY!
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
My neighbor is like my marriage. They're both in the hole.