The jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there? It's the Grim Reaper.
Grim Reaper who?
The Grim Reaper who is about to come in your house, smoke some weed, drink some Grim Reaper liquor, and then get drunk.
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
Granny says don't worry, the cries of pain are only my ex-husband's.
Hey, look, it's Uranus coming from the sky!
Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.
Memes
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix you!"
I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.
Interfischl
Happy
Apple
Tea
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their home.😁😁
The Rock, more like the Rockpot! 😂😂😂😂😂
What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?
Man, you are really on edge.
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
What did the nose say to the finger?
"Stop picking me!"
Type this in your calculator:
5 days a week (type in 5),
6 different classes (type in 6),
7 hours a day (type in 7),
x
2 semesters (type in 2),
=
flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
Joe Momma so fat when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, holy crap!"
What is the difference between a tree and when I walk home at night?
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.
What is the difference between snow boots on Earth Day, today, after dinner, and walking home?
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.