The jokes
No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons.
The makers were orphans.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Memes
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
Why did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud."
I took my brother's vape, and now he is on the ground gasping for air. He acts like he is dying.
I never knew what my dad's job was.
One day, at school, I got a scam phone call, later, I got another, and another. I finally had enough and answered the phone, but to make an impact I said "Hello?"
My dad answered...
What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Dam.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
Cancer doesn't leave.
Look at my name and you'll see the joke (read it out loud).
How does the cheetah do in every race?
It’s always a cheetah.
A man and a child walk into the woods. The child turns to the man and says, "Mister, can we go home? It's getting late, and I'm scared to walk home."
The man turns to the child and says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk home alone!"
What did the priest say to the Muslim? Wazza!
Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jill’s real name was Randy.
Two hotdogs are walking across the street. One is walking slow. What does the 2nd one say?
"Ketchup!"
If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.