The jokes
Q: Why is the graveyard so noisy? A: Because all the coffin.
If you don't get it, it means because of people coughing.
Granny says don't worry, the cries of pain are only my ex-husband's.
Hey, look, it's Uranus coming from the sky!
Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix you!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their home.😁😁
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
"You must be why they invented the word ugly."
Knock knock.
Who's there? It's the Grim Reaper.
Grim Reaper who?
The Grim Reaper who is about to come in your house, smoke some weed, drink some Grim Reaper liquor, and then get drunk.
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.
Interfischl
Happy
Apple
Tea
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!
Type this in your calculator:
5 days a week (type in 5),
6 different classes (type in 6),
7 hours a day (type in 7),
x
2 semesters (type in 2),
=
flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).
What’s the hardest part to eat on a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
I wish the grass in my back lawn was emo, because then it would cut itself.
Me: Stops the quiet kid from getting bullied.
Him: Don't come to school tomorrow, trust me.
Me: "/"
How did the other 18 COVIDs go unnoticed?
One day there was a guy who robbed a bank. A customer at the bank while it happened got the police. Who was that? The police said......
It’s a wood hulem.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.