The jokes
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didnβt wear a seatbelt.
Why did the bee go to the doctors?
Answer: Because he had hives.
What is the American virus? Diabetes.
So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, thereβs a sign, but then someone tells me thatβs just someone with a ginormous forehead.
Memes
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade Iβd ever made. But now Iβm regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
Replace the v in Venus with a p.
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. ππππππππ€¨ππ¦πΆπ»πππππππππππππ³π³π³πππππππ€¨
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
Your mama so fat sheβs on both sides of the family.
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
Did you know the giraffeβs hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got βοΈ.
Why wasnβt the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.