The jokes
Why couldn’t Billy go to school today?
The bus driver hit Sally.
What's the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
What sank the Titanic?
GODZILLA!
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
Why did the rape victim stop eating pears?
Because she was told that if you rearrange the letters "PEAR," it spells "rape."
Memes
Why did the blind woman get raped?
Because she didn't know she was wearing see-through clothes.
Yo Father, don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anal plug in there.
What?
The holy water gets all the ass off. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*
What's a suicidal person's favorite drink?
The depressay expressay.
Just kidding, bleach!
What did the teacher say when he raped his naughty student?
"Face the wall!"
Sell PC.
Go to Croatia.
Try to fly to the US to meet female.
US won't let me in.
End up in Norway.
Female leaves me.
Female gets arrested by feds.
Feds read all my messages and see my dick pics.
Just another day in the defib life.
Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.
What is the difference between a cow and me?
Nothing.
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
So it didn't get its nuts wet.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the rear end.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
What did the salad dressing say to the tomato?
"Don't look! I'm dressing!"
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
Hey, you wanna hear something funny?
An atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Don't trust the internet, kids.
What's the difference between a plane and a woman?
At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.