The jokes
So I went to the gym and I found a hymn.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...
SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!
Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh f-i-s-h (and the eye).
What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?
The letter M.
What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?
Can't elope.
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.
What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?
"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
To spite Santa and Greta Thunberg, I'm burning the coal I got for Christmas.
If my cat were a cactus, doesn't that make him the catus?
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
Student: Why does everyone hate me?
Another student: Because U got the A last night.
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.