The jokes
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
How did Gertie Gorilla make the Playboy magazine?
She was ape-ril!
Who is the gorilla's favorite president of the most recent years? It's Hairy Truman.
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
My mates threw nuts at the wall, now we call them walnuts.
Hahaha :)
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes a while to put you under.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because he was riding the chicken!
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.
But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
A student asked a teacher, "How do you pronounce this word? It's spelled A-L-L-I-E-D."
The teacher was about to answer, but then the student said, "Actually, I know how to pronounce it. I lied!" (allied)
"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."
"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator?
He was fired from his job because he couldn’t learn the route.
"Ow! You hit the spot!"
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?
I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.