The jokes

Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?

Because he didn't want plane.

What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?

My dad went to get both and never came back.

Who are the world's fastest readers?

9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.

Someone in the Twin Towers ordered two pizzas, plane?

Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.

I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.

What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?

When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.

What's the difference between a Baptist and a rapist? The priests.

Now I know what my priest meant by the second coming!

What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?

Nothing, they both crashed.

We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.

Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.

My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.

So did my friend on the right.

I had a dream of skiing.

If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?

The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

Orphans don't get picked.

Thank God I went on the tenth.

What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?

People actually have a use for one of them.

What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?

One of them is actually loved.

Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"

No one wants him, not even the bees.

What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.

Why were her hands purple?

She heard it through the grapevine.