The jokes
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
When do you go to the store?
UVUALA!!!!!
Be grateful:
You're missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
What chicken crossed the road? The donkey of the moneys.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
The Milky Way!
Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers. They went through 110 stories in under 10 seconds.
What did the doctor say to the mother after delivering the baby? Sorry.
What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke?
You should leaf it alone!
Why do elves go to school?
To learn the elf-abet.
Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. It just "waved!"
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
What do bubbles get when they’re sick?
The suds.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.
Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.