The jokes
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.
How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?
JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
What are the similarities between a broken tire and me?
We were both caused by broken rubber.
Why was the train late?
It kept getting sidetracked.
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!
Memes
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.
Where did the king put his armies?
In his sleevies.
My grandpa has the heart of a lion,
and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Alya, I need to talk to you now. If you don't reply, I will kermit the not living, and if you don't think I will, I will post your OnlyFans photos I get every month for $5.99 a week (high price if you ask me)!
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
Answer: David.
Your uncle Jack is stuck on the horse...
Would you help him jack off the horse?
Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?
A: Stop looking, I’m changing!
A doctor walks into his office and looks his patient in the eyes, "Sir, you have to stop jerking off."
The man asks, "Why?"
The doctor then says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
What did Jamie do after the sucky sucky?
He gagged!
I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
Me: What’s the definition of “ignorance”?
Friend: Don’t know?
Me: U STUPID!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.