The jokes
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He had no home to run to!
Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
"Slow and steady wins the race."
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in the room, we missed three seasons of our show!
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.
Why was the train late?
It kept getting sidetracked.
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.
Where did the king put his armies?
In his sleevies.
My grandpa has the heart of a lion,
and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Why do school shooters have the best shots?
They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
Your uncle Jack is stuck on the horse...
Would you help him jack off the horse?
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
Why does an orphan eat cereal with water? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.