The jokes

One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"

A student says: "Bacon!"

The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"

A student says: "Eggs!"

The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"

A student says: "Homework!"

The whole class laughs.

Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.

Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?

The owners know that forces come in pears.

Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?

"This is a nice reflection!"

What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?

Happy for the first time.

What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.

Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.

You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"

My wife is so fat.

She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.

POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.

What Pokemon is from the Avengers? Throh.

I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.

I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"

Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.

Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.

Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?

Because they lost two towers already.

What movie do orphans relate to the most?

- Home Alone

What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?

Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”