The jokes
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
- Home Alone
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?
The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.
Which one will fall from the tree first, the leaves or the emo?
The emo doesn't fall.
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
Memes
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
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Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.