The jokes
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
If you're cleaning a vacuum, aren't you the vacuum cleaner?
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.
"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.
"Why?" I asked.
My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
What type of people have the record of the most amount of stories read?
Emos, they're still in the air.
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
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