The jokes
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way to the BEAT!
Memes
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
What do gingers miss most at a grate party?
The invitation.
My last relationship ended because I didn’t open the car door for her. Instead, I just went to the top of the water.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
Wow, I can't believe you'd take the time to read this!
Q: What is the opposite of 'Dominos'?
A: Domi doesn't know!
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.
So I went to the gym and I found a hymn.
What did the doctor say to the mother after delivering the baby? Sorry.