The jokes
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
Do you know what the hardest part of school is?
The pie tasted weird today.
Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.
(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
Memes
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.
Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!
When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone.
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.