The jokes

Brotha

The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"

Flag

If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,

that's a big red flag!

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!

Mom

Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.

Orphan

Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?

To see his closest relatives.

Orphan

Why was the orphan so successful?

Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.

Wrap

A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.

The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."

Orphan

What is the difference between apples and orphans?

The apples get picked.

Head

Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.

The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.

Tower

What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.

Kid

Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?

A: I like ya cut, G.

Kid

What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?

Play pretend dog in the bed.

Guy

Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."