The jokes
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.
Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.
A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.
The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.
I hope both sides of your pillow are warm tonight.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
POV: The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.
:me😐
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."