The jokes

Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?

That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.

You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!

If a pregnant lady murders someone, does the child get an assist?

Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.

What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

"I thought what we had was special!"

A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?

All countries will get Covid.

Except China, they got it right off the bat.

Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?

To find his way to the BEAT!

What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?

"Yo, chill!"

Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?

To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?

To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!

My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.

Wanna play dolls?

I can be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.

What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?

Nothing, she was hung over.

A kid asks Trump:

Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"

Trump: "There they are, bud!"

Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?

Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.

BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.

How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.

This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"

I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.

Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.