The jokes

Denki: Did you just... fall over?

Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.

Sero: Backwards?

Bakugo: I'm talented.

I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!

What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?

Nothing, they are both just memories.

I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?

Parent signature: _________

One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.

To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.

I'm emo, by the way.

I got evicted from the hospital today for telling all the patients to stay positive!

What a negative effect!

What does the door say to the doorbell?

The door said: "You dingus!"

My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.

What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?

One is played with.

What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup?

They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.

An Emo walked up to a tree and put his hand up for a high-five.

But the tree left him hanging.

I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.

LOL.

What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?

Her dad always comes back.

Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.

What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?

His arse.

My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.

Q: Why is it good being an orphan?

A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.

Why is the orphan sad for dinner?

He has no one to eat with at the table.

Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.