The jokes
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no-bell prize.
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
The word "ginger" is just the n-word reorganized.
When a family friend passed away, my granddaughter took her three-year-old son to visit the widow. As they approached the front door, she whispered to the boy, “Make sure to tell her how sorry you are.”
He whispered back, “Why? I didn’t kill him.”
Memes
What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense.
What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
He hated the Poles.
I got my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He came back a week later and said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.
Why does the ice cream have so many friends?
Because he’s cool.
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
The cabinet had sleeping pills.
Can't wait to meet you!
So join the Depression family!
We open real soon!
Try best to hold onto sanity!
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
The teacher told me to put my MP3 away, so I brought out my MP5. Now that bitch knows what not to tell me.
What is the difference between a Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know, but they both get harder the more you play with them.
An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.
What’s the difference between a child and a suicider?
One stays quiet forever...
When you go to an orphanage for a field trip: When the workers said, "I remember you as a kid."