The Sun jokes
Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.
Today was like every other day. It was so terribly long and so terribly dreary. I fear these feelings will never end. I’ll always feel so dark, feel so hopeless. Sometimes all I want is for it to end. For all of it to end, for all of my thoughts to end. I despise the way that always comes to mind. But I feel so lost, feel so hopeless. If something would just work. But nothing has worked. Nothing can fix this. These feelings will pass. These days won't feel so endless... or so absolutely heavy. Just give it some time. Just give it some hope... and some belief. The ‘happy pills’ will work. The doctor says they'll help... they'll help it go away. Just dump the pill in your hand. Let yourself place the little white thing on your tongue... Let yourself throw your head back and swallow. It'll make this better. It should make me feel better.
Everything has changed! The world is so bright— The world is so loud! I don’t know how I never noticed! The sun is so warm— The grass is so green! I feel so awake! I feel so content— I feel so happy! It’s so strange! I’m not anxious— I’m not overthinking! I guess those pills really worked! I think I’m really getting better— I think I’m really going to be happy!
Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?
What protects clowns from the sun?
A bozone layer.
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
The sun is fire.
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀
What did the pig say when he was in the sun?
I'm bacon.
A: What's the similarity between your girlfriend and the sun?
B: They're both hot?
A: They're both massive.
The sun isn’t the only thing that rose up this morning...
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.
Sorry for posting this!
A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!
The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"
Why was the sun ☀️ mad at the clouds ☁️?
Because the clouds kept throwing shade.
What is yellow? The sun ☀️.
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.
What did the sun say to the Earth?
"Am I hot?"
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
When you look at the sun, it's like looking at me.