The Sun jokes
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
When you look at the sun, it's like looking at me.
Why is the sun lit?
Because it has much solar.
Question: What did the sun say to the little star?
Answer: Are you my SUN?
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
A Milky Way 😱
Why didn't the sun get a job? Seriously, I have no idea why. Help me!
Why is the sun so attractive? Because it is burning hot!
I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon). I found myself at the same spot.
Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burns. The sun knows better.
The sun is already bright, stupid!
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
Q: How can you tell the sun is a boy?
A: It rises every morning.
Why did the sun go to church?
Because it needs Jesus.
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun.
The whole solar system is one big family, right? But everyone circles the sun.
Why is the sun mad at the clouds?
The clouds keep throwing shade.
Why is the sun red today?
The sun turned red today. Here's why. As an enormous Atlantic storm batters Ireland, a related phenomenon is turning heads further east over in the United Kingdom. ... Just like the way sunsets are sometimes red, excess particles in the atmosphere can change the color of the sun in the daytime.
Why didn't the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!