The Sun jokes

Sun: Hi, I am the sun! I want to warm you up......

Human: :D

Sun: I want to BuRn you.........

Human: .......

Sun: I want to...... KILL...... you.....

Human: I should be going now.

Sun: LET ME KILL YOU!

Human: *Screams his last sound*

Who’s the hottest girl in the world?

Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.

I stayed up all night trying to follow the sun... Then it dawned on me.

Chuck Norris lit a campfire, and humans saw the sun for the first time.

North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first.

Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first."

The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die."

Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."

Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.