The Suicide jokes
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
To see who's hanging around.
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."
Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."
Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."
Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."
Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*
The suicide hotline didn't even give me advice on how to kill myself. Not helpful at all.
I recently was told by my therapist to stop with the suicide jokes. So I replied with "Don't worry, it will all end soon."
What did the suicidal leprechaun say?
"Irish I was dead."
I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
[Them]: "Don't you think you'll feel ashamed of all the suicide jokes you've made when you get older?"
[Me]: "When I what?" 0-0
My dad told me to stop with the suicide jokes, so I said I’ll cut it out.
What does the suicidal person say on New Years?
"New year, no me."
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?
don't leave me hanging.
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
Friend 1: What's your favorite drink or food?
Friend 2: Pizza.
Friend 3: Donuts.
Friend 4: I don't eat food but I do drink bleach.
Friend 1: (calling the suicide hotline)
Friend 2: (Calling the parents)
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
My mom tells me to stop with the suicide jokes, and I replied with, "It's not that deep."
I called the suicide hotline, and he suggested I draw on myself to distract myself.
I replied I'd get ink poisoning.
Wouldn't recommend, the police came.
Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? To get to the other side.
My mum told me to stop telling the suicidal jokes.
I replied with: "Don't worry, suicide would be the last thing I'd do."