Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
to see who's hanging around.
When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd
The suicide hotline didn't even give me advice on how to kill myself. Not helpful at all
I recently was told by my therapist to stop with the suicide jokes. So I replied with "Don't worry, it will all end soon"
What did the suicidal leperchaun say Irish i was dead
I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
My dad told me to stop with the suicide jokes so I said I’ll cut it out
[Them]: "Don't you think you'll feel ashamed of all the suicide jokes you've made when you get older?"
[Me]: "When I what?" 0-0
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
what do you call a group of emos... the suicide squad
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."
Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."
Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."
Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."
Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*
Friend 1. whats your favorite drink or food Friend 2. pizza Friend 3. Donuts Friend 4. i don't eat food but i do drink bleach Friend 1. (calling the suicide hotline) Friend 2. (Calling the parents)
What do you a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad
My mum told me to stop telling the suicidal jokes. I replied with: "Don't worry, suicide would be the last thing I'd do."
My mom tells me to stop with the suicide jokes and I replied with its not that deep
i called the suicide hotline and he suggested i drew on myself to distract myself. i replied id get ink poisoning
wouldnt recommend the police came
Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? to get to the other side
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience? What did the suicidal guy say to his audience
What does the suicidal person say on New Years? "New year, no me"
