The Suicide jokes
When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.
Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?
Because he was blowing up at work. 💀😈
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What did the phone receptionist at the suicide hotline tell the callers?
Hang in there!
I have a joke about suicide, but I’ll just let it hang.
My mom tells me to stop with the suicide jokes, and I replied with, "It's not that deep."
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?
don't leave me hanging.
Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? To get to the other side.
Suicide gives you security for the future.
Decide the day of suicide and live with full joy till that day, and you can choose to postpone it.
[Them]: "Don't you think you'll feel ashamed of all the suicide jokes you've made when you get older?"
[Me]: "When I what?" 0-0
Why did the suicidal person cross the road?
To slow down traffic!
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
To see who's hanging around.
Friend 1: What's your favorite drink or food?
Friend 2: Pizza.
Friend 3: Donuts.
Friend 4: I don't eat food but I do drink bleach.
Friend 1: (calling the suicide hotline)
Friend 2: (Calling the parents)
A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian responds with, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back!"
Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.