The Suicide jokes
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
Hello, it is the suicide line. Just keep hanging.
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
My mum told me to stop telling the suicidal jokes.
I replied with: "Don't worry, suicide would be the last thing I'd do."
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
The suicide hotline didn't even give me advice on how to kill myself. Not helpful at all.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
I called the suicide hotline, and he suggested I draw on myself to distract myself.
I replied I'd get ink poisoning.
Wouldn't recommend, the police came.
What does the suicidal person say on New Years?
"New year, no me."
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they asked if I could pilot a plane.
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
Suicide gives you security for the future.
Decide the day of suicide and live with full joy till that day, and you can choose to postpone it.