I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
The Suicide Jokes
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What did the phone receptionist at the suicide hotline tell the callers?
Hang in there!
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
What is a group of depressed kids called? They are called the "Suicide Squad."
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?
Because he was blowing up at work. 💀😈
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they asked if I could pilot a plane.
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
