The Suicide jokes
What did the phone receptionist at the suicide hotline tell the callers?
Hang in there!
What does the suicidal person say on New Years?
"New year, no me."
What did the suicidal leprechaun say?
"Irish I was dead."
Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? To get to the other side.
what do you call a chicken who crossed the road?........suicidal.
I recently was told by my therapist to stop with the suicide jokes. So I replied with "Don't worry, it will all end soon."
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
[Them]: "Don't you think you'll feel ashamed of all the suicide jokes you've made when you get older?"
[Me]: "When I what?" 0-0
Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite." Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly." Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game." Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..." Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*
When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
My mom tells me to stop with the suicide jokes, and I replied with, "It's not that deep."
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?
don't leave me hanging.
Hello, it is the suicide line. Just keep hanging.
My mum told me to stop telling the suicidal jokes.
I replied with: "Don't worry, suicide would be the last thing I'd do."
I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
To see who's hanging around.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.