The Suicide jokes
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What did the phone receptionist at the suicide hotline tell the callers?
Hang in there!
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
What is a group of depressed kids called? They are called the "Suicide Squad."
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?
Because he was blowing up at work. 💀😈
When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they asked if I could pilot a plane.
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
Community
nah guys i just got in trouble for giving the people who wanna and i quote "kys" the suicide line number
Scooter, let’s talk this out. Talk to your parents or someone you trust. Or, call the suicide prevention line.
for people who need it: 988 is the suicide hotline There are people who care about you and love you. You have friends who care about you and think about you every day of the week. You are not alone.