The Suicide

The Suicide jokes

Orphan

What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.

Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.

Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.

Emo

What do you call an emo dating another emo?

The suicide duo.

Squad

What is a group of depressed kids called? They are called the "Suicide Squad."

Fight

When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.

Bomber

Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?

Because he was blowing up at work. 💀😈

Hotline

When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.

Pilot

I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they asked if I could pilot a plane.

Overpopulation

Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:

Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.

Community

nah guys i just got in trouble for giving the people who wanna and i quote "kys" the suicide line number

Scooter, let’s talk this out. Talk to your parents or someone you trust. Or, call the suicide prevention line.

for people who need it: 988 is the suicide hotline There are people who care about you and love you. You have friends who care about you and think about you every day of the week. You are not alone.