The States

The States jokes

What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?

A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.

President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.

Oh well, that's politics.

What did Donald Trump serve Justin Trudeau at the state dinner?

Poutine in traditional Russian dressing!

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    • Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."

    A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”

    What is the state of California best for? Screwing everything up!

    What is the state of Florida for? Rednecks for days!

    What is the state of Texas for? Guns!

    What is the state of Utah for? Mormons and Pligs baby! (I hate all of the religious stuff!)

    What is the state of Idaho for? Calling other people Ho's, mostly!

    What is the state of Nevada for? Ever heard of gambling?

    What is the state of Delaware for? Literally anything that isn't exciting!

    What is the state of New York for? In my state of mind, it's a song! (If you don't get this one, look up the song of New York State of Mind)

    Hey, Mom, I'm back from the circus parade. It was amazing! First came the elephants, then came the tigers in the cage, and then came a beautiful lady on a white stallion. Oh, and what came after her?

    Asked the mother, "Dad and every sailor in the state of Tennessee," said the boy.

    A man finds his son climbing the roof of his house. The kid kept using all sorts of material to climb up, but the dad didn't pay much attention.

    Next day the kid went to the state tower and kept climbing using some adhesive gloves. The dad asks his son for a second time: "Son! Why are you doing this?" The son replies: "You told me to aim up high!"