The Rock jokes
A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, “let me guess, a little blood on the rocks?”
Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
So one time I was with my girlfriend, crazy, right? But we were doing a TikTok eye follow challenge, and she pulled up a pic of Gwen Stacy from Into the Spider-Verse, and I looked somewhere I shouldn’t have, and she smacked me, and I changed to the Rock, and you know where she looked? WTF, right in the no-no square, and since she was a girl, all I could do was sit back and watch.
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.
Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
Teacher makes 1 kid recite the ABCs and the other count to 10.
Teacher: You can kill 2 birds with 1 stone.
Little Johnny goes home and throws a rock at two birds. One dies. He gives his dad a concussion from the rock hitting his head.
Johnny at school: You can kill a bird and give a man a concussion.
The Rock, more like the Rockpot! 😂😂😂😂😂
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
I came home from school one day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks, so I did, except I kicked him, not the rocks, and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way.
What did the rock say to the flower?
Rocks can't talk. -.-
My marriage was on the rocks, so I buried my wife under some.