The Rock jokes

Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.

Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.

I like my marriages like I like my whiskey: on the rocks.

What did The Rock say to his dad?

"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"

So one time I was with my girlfriend, crazy, right? But we were doing a TikTok eye follow challenge, and she pulled up a pic of Gwen Stacy from Into the Spider-Verse, and I looked somewhere I shouldn’t have, and she smacked me, and I changed to the Rock, and you know where she looked? WTF, right in the no-no square, and since she was a girl, all I could do was sit back and watch.

A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, “let me guess, a little blood on the rocks?”

Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!

Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.

This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉

What did the rock say to the flower?

Rocks can't talk. -.-

I came home from school one day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks, so I did, except I kicked him, not the rocks, and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way.

Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.

Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.

Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?

It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!

The Rock, more like the Rockpot! 😂😂😂😂😂

How is being gay like a geology class?

You get to lick all the rocks you want.

Teacher makes 1 kid recite the ABCs and the other count to 10.

Teacher: You can kill 2 birds with 1 stone.

Little Johnny goes home and throws a rock at two birds. One dies. He gives his dad a concussion from the rock hitting his head.

Johnny at school: You can kill a bird and give a man a concussion.

What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.

I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"

How is being gay like a geology class? You can lick all the rocks you want.

Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.