The Rock jokes
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
The Rock, more like the Rockpot! 😂😂😂😂😂
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.
Teacher makes 1 kid recite the ABCs and the other count to 10.
Teacher: You can kill 2 birds with 1 stone.
Little Johnny goes home and throws a rock at two birds. One dies. He gives his dad a concussion from the rock hitting his head.
Johnny at school: You can kill a bird and give a man a concussion.
I like my marriages like I like my whiskey: on the rocks.
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, “let me guess, a little blood on the rocks?”
Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
My marriage was on the rocks, so I buried my wife under some.
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
How is being gay like a geology class? You can lick all the rocks you want.
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
What did the rock say to the flower?
Rocks can't talk. -.-
So one time I was with my girlfriend, crazy, right? But we were doing a TikTok eye follow challenge, and she pulled up a pic of Gwen Stacy from Into the Spider-Verse, and I looked somewhere I shouldn’t have, and she smacked me, and I changed to the Rock, and you know where she looked? WTF, right in the no-no square, and since she was a girl, all I could do was sit back and watch.
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
How is being gay like a geology class?
You get to lick all the rocks you want.