The Rock jokes

How is being gay like a geology class? You can lick all the rocks you want.

I came home from school one day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks, so I did, except I kicked him, not the rocks, and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way.

A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, “let me guess, a little blood on the rocks?”

What did The Rock say to his dad?

"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"

Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!

Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!

Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.

This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉

I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"

Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.

Teacher makes 1 kid recite the ABCs and the other count to 10.

Teacher: You can kill 2 birds with 1 stone.

Little Johnny goes home and throws a rock at two birds. One dies. He gives his dad a concussion from the rock hitting his head.

Johnny at school: You can kill a bird and give a man a concussion.

Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.

I like my marriages like I like my whiskey: on the rocks.

The Rock, more like the Rockpot! 😂😂😂😂😂

What did the rock say to the flower?

Rocks can't talk. -.-

What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.

Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.

Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?

It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!

Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.

How is being gay like a geology class?

You get to lick all the rocks you want.

Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!