That jokes

What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?

Rainbow road.

Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.

Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?

Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.

Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀

Did you ever think that John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head?

Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.

The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.

I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.

Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.

The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.

Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said, “Parking fine.”

Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.

My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.

Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?

Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.

How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?

Tell him that it is a confessional booth.

Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.

Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.

I told my mom, "Do you want to see a magic trick?" She said yes. I said, "You are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." My mom said, "No, I'm not," but I told my mom, "I'm going to need your assistance." First, I need you to lick and suck on my hot dog that is attached to me, which she did. The next minute my mom has a cream pie over her face. Then I told my mom, "You see, you are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." Then my mom said, "When you are right, you are right."

You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!

You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.

My two friends came to me one day and said they had the best blowjob that they ever had from my little sister. So I ask my sister, "Is it true that you gave my friends blowjobs?" She said yes.

My sister asked me, "Do you want one?" I said yeah. My sister gave me a blowjob and wow, just like my friends, it was the best blowjob that I ever had. As an older brother, I couldn't be more prouder.