Text jokes

So my mom sent a text saying, "I'm gonna need help carrying groceries when I get back." That was 3 months ago.

When you send nudes to your Roblox gf and your uncle’s phone sounds with a text tone...

My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"

I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"

She said, "Why?"

I said, "'Cause it's your twin."

fff.

Eventually find me attractive.

Eventually find me attractive.

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Eventually find me attractive.

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Eventually find me attractive.

A man (Ameenya Sheed) texts another man (Bob) and said,

"Hi, I'm Ameenya Sheed."

Bob: "You're not in my shed because I don't have one, but I have a garage. I don't think you're in there."

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I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.

I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."