Testicle jokes
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.
Three cowboys are at a fire talking about the best things they have done.
Cowboy 1 says, "I have taken out a whole group of raiders with my bare hands."
Cowboy 2 says, "I have killed a herd of bulls with my thumb."
Cowboy 3 chuckles as he mixes the fire with his dick.
Suck on deez balls!
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?
Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!
I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball.
The only thing worse for a man than the end of the world is a testicular clinic.
Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.
Sorry.
Why are you sorry?
Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth.
Do you like Mirah?
Mirah-t nuts.
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Lucky they're only balls, not real balls!
Deez nutz!
Why did Adolf Hitler wish he had two nuts?
Because he only had one.
Little Johnny asks a fireman, "Do you want to see my fire truck?"
So the fireman goes to look at it. Little Johnny tested it. "I got my hat in my fire truck."
So the fireman says, "Last night's alright, but why is it tied up to you wagging?" And he looks closer and sees the string is tied up in knots. He said, "That's nice all right, but why is it tied up to his nuts?"
The little Johnny said, "Well that's my son," and so he yanks on it.
"Igma is my balls."
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!