You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.
Friend: I must order more nuts.
Testicle Jokes
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
Deez nuts, ahaha!
Three cowboys are at a fire talking about the best things they have done.
Cowboy 1 says, "I have taken out a whole group of raiders with my bare hands."
Cowboy 2 says, "I have killed a herd of bulls with my thumb."
Cowboy 3 chuckles as he mixes the fire with his dick.
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.
Me: Let's go to Randy's.
Friend: There's no Randy's.
Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.
Ligma.
Balls.
Hey, can you Putin deez nuts?
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
Sorry.
Why are you sorry?
Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth.
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
"Igma is my balls."
Lucky they're only balls, not real balls!
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
Little Johnny asks a fireman, "Do you want to see my fire truck?"
So the fireman goes to look at it. Little Johnny tested it. "I got my hat in my fire truck."
So the fireman says, "Last night's alright, but why is it tied up to you wagging?" And he looks closer and sees the string is tied up in knots. He said, "That's nice all right, but why is it tied up to his nuts?"
The little Johnny said, "Well that's my son," and so he yanks on it.
Balls in your jaws.