Testicle jokes

*at school*

Nobody: Do you want nuts?

Me: Wait, you have some?

Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.

Me: :0

Call me Willma, Will ma balls fit in ya mouth?

Imagine a dragon 🤔.

Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.

Biggest balls?

Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?

Draggin' these balls across your face.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.

What did one nut say to the other nut? "The guy in the middle's a dick!"

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

A dragon.

A dragon who?

The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.

Hear about the guy who dipped his nuts in glitter?

Pretty nuts!

Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?

Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!

Deez nutz!

Would you rather date me or a lady?

I laid deez nuts in your mouth.

Why are nuts on boys?

What's the artist imagine something?

Imagine Dragons!

Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!

Are you going to SHOWCON?

What’s SHOWCON?

Show con these nuts.

Reese's.

Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!

Suck on deez balls!

I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball.

You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.

Friend: I must order more nuts.

Haha, balls hahaha!