Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?
Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!
You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.
Friend: I must order more nuts.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
Little Johnny asks a fireman, "Do you want to see my fire truck?"
So the fireman goes to look at it. Little Johnny tested it. "I got my hat in my fire truck."
So the fireman says, "Last night's alright, but why is it tied up to you wagging?" And he looks closer and sees the string is tied up in knots. He said, "That's nice all right, but why is it tied up to his nuts?"
The little Johnny said, "Well that's my son," and so he yanks on it.
Do you like Mirah?
Mirah-t nuts.
Have you heard of dideys?
Dideys balls fit in your mouth.
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
The woman body is shaped like a penis. If see a naked female body bent over, her butt looks like testicles while her head can be seen as the head of a penis. This is the same if she lies down right side up with her knees up and legs spread. If she lays upside down with her knees up and legs spread, her boobs are like testicles and her pelvic area is like the head of a penis. If you look at the shape of a vagina, it’s shaped like a penis with the lips looking like testicles and the clit look like the schlong.
