Testicle jokes

My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

A dragon.

A dragon who?

The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.

What did one nut say to the other nut? "The guy in the middle's a dick!"

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.

Call me Willma, Will ma balls fit in ya mouth?

*at school*

Nobody: Do you want nuts?

Me: Wait, you have some?

Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.

Me: :0

Imagine a dragon 🤔.

Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.

Biggest balls?

Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?

Draggin' these balls across your face.

Hear about the guy who dipped his nuts in glitter?

Pretty nuts!

Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?

Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!

Deez nutz!

Would you rather date me or a lady?

I laid deez nuts in your mouth.

Why are nuts on boys?

Suck on deez balls!

I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball.

Are you going to SHOWCON?

What’s SHOWCON?

Show con these nuts.

What's the artist imagine something?

Imagine Dragons!

Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!

Reese's.

Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!

Haha, balls hahaha!