Imagine a dragon đ¤.
Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.
Hear about the guy who dipped his nuts in glitter?
Pretty nuts!
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?
Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!
Deez nutz!
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
Are you going to SHOWCON?
Whatâs SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.
Friend: I must order more nuts.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
Haha, balls hahaha!
Three cowboys are at a fire talking about the best things they have done.
Cowboy 1 says, "I have taken out a whole group of raiders with my bare hands."
Cowboy 2 says, "I have killed a herd of bulls with my thumb."
Cowboy 3 chuckles as he mixes the fire with his dick.
Iâm sorry deez nuts canât fit in your mouth.
Ligma.
Balls.
Me: Let's go to Randy's.
Friend: There's no Randy's.
Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I canât even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?
