Testicle jokes

Call me Willma, Will ma balls fit in ya mouth?

*at school*

Nobody: Do you want nuts?

Me: Wait, you have some?

Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.

Me: :0

Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?

Draggin' these balls across your face.

Biggest balls?

Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?

Pretty nuts, huh?

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

A dragon.

A dragon who?

The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.

What did one nut say to the other nut? "The guy in the middle's a dick!"

Why did the cheetah get sad?

'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.

Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?

Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!

Deez nutz!

Would you rather date me or a lady?

I laid deez nuts in your mouth.

Why are nuts on boys?

I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball.

Suck on deez balls!

Reese's.

Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!

What's the artist imagine something?

Imagine Dragons!

Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!

Are you going to SHOWCON?

What’s SHOWCON?

Show con these nuts.

Haha, balls hahaha!

You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.

Friend: I must order more nuts.