Testicle jokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Draggin’.
Draggin’ who?
Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face.
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?
She gagged and took it like a champ.
My friend died from Ligma!
Ligma balls.
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.
Friend: I must order more nuts.
Haha, balls hahaha!
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
Why are nuts on boys?
Joe Biden deez nuts.
Me: Let's go to Randy's.
Friend: There's no Randy's.
Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
Hey, can you Putin deez nuts?
Have you heard of dideys?
Dideys balls fit in your mouth.
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
Ligma.
Balls.