Testicle jokes
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
The only thing worse for a man than the end of the world is a testicular clinic.
Haha, balls hahaha!
You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.
Friend: I must order more nuts.
Call me Willma, Will ma balls fit in ya mouth?
Ligma.
Balls.
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' these balls.
Hear about the guy who dipped his nuts in glitter?
Pretty nuts!
My friend died from Ligma!
Ligma balls.
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
Hey, can you Putin deez nuts?
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.
Why did Adolf Hitler wish he had two nuts?
Because he only had one.
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
Lucky they're only balls, not real balls!
Three cowboys are at a fire talking about the best things they have done.
Cowboy 1 says, "I have taken out a whole group of raiders with my bare hands."
Cowboy 2 says, "I have killed a herd of bulls with my thumb."
Cowboy 3 chuckles as he mixes the fire with his dick.