Testicle jokes
Imagine a dragon 🤔.
Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.
Biggest balls?
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?
Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
What did one nut say to the other nut? "The guy in the middle's a dick!"
Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?
Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!
Deez nutz!
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
Why are nuts on boys?
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Suck on deez balls!
I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball.
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
Haha, balls hahaha!