Terrorist Attack jokes

My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."

I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.

Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.

9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football

Who were the people that survived 9/11?

The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.

9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!

Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.

The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.

That is just plain wrong.

You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?

What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?

I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.

If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?

It was right in the middle of 9/11.

I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.

When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?

2001/9/11.

What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.

You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.

9/11 and Jenga are the same.

It's a controlled demolition.