Terrorist Attack jokes

Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."

9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.

Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?

The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.

Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.

Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭

You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?

I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.

Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?

Because there were no more planes.

9/11.

My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."

People often ask me what I would do for a Klondike bar. Well, I'd straight up put 5 hijackers on Flight 175 before it departed from Logan Airport at 8:14 a.m. on September 11, 2001.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.

But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.