Terrorist Attack jokes
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
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Their knees.
*Ba dum tss*
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
9/11.
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
People often ask me what I would do for a Klondike bar. Well, I'd straight up put 5 hijackers on Flight 175 before it departed from Logan Airport at 8:14 a.m. on September 11, 2001.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.