Terrorist Attack jokes
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...