Terrorist Attack jokes
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
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Their knees.
*Ba dum tss*