Terrorist Attack jokes
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
Why is 10 so scared? Cause it was in the middle of 9/11.
9/11.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.