Terrorist Attack jokes
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
Why is 10 so scared? Cause it was in the middle of 9/11.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
How 9/11 Happened!:
Hey Bush, Truth or dare?
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
9/11.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.