What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE”
It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID
none of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently
How do you ground a gen z? Make them go outside and socialize
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work
My phone is just like the twin towers they got put in air plane mode
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the home page.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls? They don't have water.
My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer. I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.
My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.
To stop my password getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: StrongBrazilianNut111
Why do orphans suck at web design? They don’t know what a home page is.
If you scanned my thigh it would show up as a package of Oreos on the screen
what do you call a rich Chinese person cha-ching
ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there
siri "I could not find anything for this question"
hey guys wish me luck on my game AI-Nassr vs RaedAl-Raed. and i have 604 million followers on instagram but we are not gonna be able to beat that but can we get to 69 followers please and thankyou
People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023
2023: GO BACK NOW! THEIRS 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!
