Bong jokes
Kurt Cobain didn't mean to kill himself. He was just so high he thought the shotgun was a bong.
His lyrics are so ironic but so true. "I'm not coming back". "I swear I don't have a gun."
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...
Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"
Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
me now & go look at one of my first posts on here
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, you're f**ked.
I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?
A: It's cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're pretty much screwed.
How is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping?
You’re dead if the rubber breaks.
Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
