Bong jokes
Kurt Cobain didn't mean to kill himself. He was just so high he thought the shotgun was a bong.
His lyrics are so ironic but so true. "I'm not coming back". "I swear I don't have a gun."
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...
Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"
Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
Memes
me now & go look at one of my first posts on here
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, you're f**ked.
I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.
Tried to kill myself today using a bungee cord, I kept ALMOST dying.
BLM Bisexual Lust Matters.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?
A: It's cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're pretty much screwed.
