Bong jokes

How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.

Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat... Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!" Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"

Kurt Cobain didn't mean to kill himself. He was just so high he thought the shotgun was a bong.

His lyrics are so ironic but so true. "I'm not coming back". "I swear I don't have a gun."

How do Chinese parents name their children?

Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.

Bunger.

bals

bnb dcnb cbf

What did the bunger say to the bunger? Bunger.

Boggy