How does Moses make his tea? He Brews!!!
Why cant I drink tea??
Because I laugh to much TEEEEEHEHEEE
Never drink tea in school... L give people tea if they've passed out....tea can be nice but only havd it once a day... Its not what you think..... Its not tea its CPR
Sugar Honey Ice Tea
I FORGOT MY JOKE
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
How does Jesus make tea?
Hebrews it.
A guy went to the doctor and told him that whenever he drinks a cup of tea his eye hurts ,the doctor brought him a cup and asked him to drink ... when he finished the doctor told him : from now on take off the spoon.
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea, the assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it"
Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!
Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey? Because proper tea is theft.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
How does Moses prepare his tea? -- Hebrews it.
A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."
Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?
Because all proper tea is theft.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
