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Gucci

35 views · Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A man in a black suit stands in front of blinds. The image contains the text, "On my way to my girl's house after tattooing "Gucci" on my balz because she said she wanted a designer bag for her birthday."

Elf

51 views · RapBoat · 8 months ago

A smiling elderly Black man with visible tattoos on his hands and a gold chain wears a blue baseball cap against a solid blue background. On the brim of his cap, a tiny elf-like doll, wearing red pants and a red and white top, is sitting. The man makes finger guns, pointing them at his temples, with a broad grin on his face.

Guy

11 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows text on top, saying 'me: rips up my drawing cause I messed it up' and below another text line 'the guy im tattooing:' with a picture of a skull with an open mouth looking scared.

Discrimination

113 views · Anonymous · 1 month ago

An AI-generated image depicting a humanoid pig woman with long, vibrant rainbow-colored hair, large black-rimmed glasses, and numerous facial piercings including a septum ring and lip rings. She has extensive tattoos on her arms and chest and wears multiple bracelets and necklaces. Small rainbow flags are tucked into her hair and pinned to her striped top. Her hands are raised in a shrugging gesture. The text on the left reads: "Nobody will Hire me." and the text on the right reads: "They must be Bigots."

Guy

2 views · EnochTyr · 2 years ago

I know people like this, and by that I mean me.

The image shows text at the top that reads "me: rips up my drawing cause I messed it up". The text continues below the image that reads "the guy im tattooing:". Below this is an image of a startled-looking skull.

Credit Card

58 views · Shitpost master-general · 5 months ago

A meme with text at the top and an image below. The text reads: "Tattoo artist: your tattoo is done! Credit card: *declines* Tattoo artist:". Below the text, a pair of hands is shown using a potato peeler to peel a potato, with potato peels already on the surface.

Man

5 views · Thoughtless · 2 years ago

Two men are lying on beach towels, soaking up the sun. The man on the left is bald, with sunglasses, and covered in tattoos. The man on the right has light brown hair and no tattoos. They're both wearing patterned shorts. Beach accessories like a bag, a book, a towel, and a phone are nearby.

Marriage

9 views · Thoughtless · 1 year ago

The image shows a conversation between the author and his aunt, with a shocked Pikachu image at the bottom. The aunt is telling him that tattoos are a lifetime commitment. The author responds, "unlike your marriage". Below it says "Everyone else at the family BBQ".

Muslim

35 views · Shitpost master-general · 5 months ago

A man with dreadlocks, wearing a black hoodie and a silver chain, looks directly at the viewer with a serious, unimpressed expression. Overlaid on the image is text that reads: "How Muslim 🥷's who drink, smoke, has tattoos look at you when u offer them a BACON egg and cheese sandwich."

Transgendered

186 views · Anonymous · 2 months ago

Man

83 views · Heroin Monkey · 5 days ago

A man is lying face down, displaying a massive tattoo that covers his entire back. The central piece of the tattoo is a nude, pot-bellied baby with an exceptionally large forehead and a judgmental facial expression. The background is a complex arrangement of purple shades, heavy chains, a Star of David, and various zodiac symbols. Overlay text at the top reads, "Ts gotta be bottom 3 tats of all time," accompanied by multiple eye-roll emojis and a broken heart emoji.

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