Supervillain Jokes

Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.

Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.

Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.

Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.

Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.

You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.

Your mamma so fat, Thanos clapped 4 times.

What was the first thing Thanos snapped?

Loki’s neck.

Yo mama so fat, even Thanos had to snap twice.

Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.

Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.

Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.

what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.

You're so fat, Thanos had to snap three times to destroy you.

Yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap.

Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.

What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.

Go commit Thanos finger snap.