Break a wine glass: I give you bad luck for a year.
Break a mirror: Funny wine glass, I give you bad luck for 7 years.
Breaking a condom: Haha so funny mirror.
Q: How do you know a wishing well works?
A: If your mother-in-law falls down it.
We have been cursed by curse-ive.
I forgot my lucky egg! It always gives me an eggcellent amount of luck!
How do you confuse a ginger?
Throw a cross at them.
