One night, a girl said to her family, "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa." The next morning, her grandpa died. That night, she said, "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodbye Grandma." The next morning, the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night, the girl said, "Goodnight Mommy, Goodbye Daddy." The next morning, the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine, but when he went into the kitchen, he saw his wife crying. When he asked her what's wrong, she said, "The mailman died."
Superstition Jokes
There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"
So, if the reason people used to hang women was because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung, would they be called wizards?
When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets seven years of bad luck.
The number 13? Not on my watch!
What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.
Break a wine glass: I give you bad luck for a year.
Break a mirror: Funny wine glass, I give you bad luck for 7 years.
Breaking a condom: Haha so funny mirror.
Q: How do you know a wishing well works?
A: If your mother-in-law falls down it.
We have been cursed by curse-ive.
I forgot my lucky egg! It always gives me an eggcellent amount of luck!
How do you confuse a ginger?
Throw a cross at them.
