yo momma so gay you sucked her balls
why did wilson die cuz he sucks
What's the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?
I've never sucked on dicks.
Please Fokes you can hit the thumbs up button on the ones you like. There is no need to repost..
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Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate.. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker! But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY"
What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced"
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking then u lose your house
deku: hey todroki are you done with your Halloween costume todo: yes*comes out in a macaroni outfit deku:wha- im todoroni bakugo:omfg im out *blows up ua*
This my first joke on here I know it sucks. I tried.
PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY SORRY YOUR ARE AN ORPHAN
I like sucking the twin towers off but then i forgot dad already finished the job.
The pilot that hit the pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole
Roses are red violets are purple lay in my bed so I can suck you’re nurple.
I remember I meet a Orphan he ask can I suck your thumb I said why because that daddy pig
Why do your orphans don’t drink beer. Because last time they did he went to suck some dudes toes then he try to take him to his parents but I guess that never happened
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
What’s the difference between a job and a wife
The job keeps sucking after 5 years
I went home one day & three guys a Spanish, a Chinese, a white guy told me you should be proud of your sister that she won a trophy about knowing her flavor of meats. Then my sister told me that I was blindfold, and gave all of them a blowjob,and I had to guess which flavor that I was sucking on. I was aright all the time, and they gave me a trophy. The Trophy say blowjobs of fthe flavors. As a brother I couldn't be more prouder.
why cant orphans suck dick.
because they dont have a stepbro
your so hot when ur girlfriend tries to suck ur cock it burns her mouth
whos joe joemama sucks my fat nuts bitch
a fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly a physicist saw it and said thats not how law of conservation of mass works plot twist the fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong now the physicist doesnt have mass
