Why’s America suck at chess They lost two towers
why do orphans suck at baseball because they never could play catch
A straight man and a gay man are talking. The straight man says, "I'm wanted in 2 states for murder." and the gay man replies with, "Oh, that sucks. I'm wanted in 13 for existing."
what did the naked man say to the naked woman? suck my dick
If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite.. just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.
But she hasn't tried the position with her new boyfriend. So she invites him to a romantic dinner. After dinner, she tells her boyfriend about her desire for it. But her boyfriend was clueless about such acts. So she tell him to strip naked on the couch and lay on top of him naked in the 69 positions. She starts sucking him off and starts waiting for him to do the same. But the bf didn't know what to do, so he just lay there. Suddenly the girl had an urge to fart, but hold it in because her asshole was right near his bf face. Suddenly she loses control, and lets one out. She apologizes profusely and continues sucking him. A couple of minutes later, she feels the urge again and lets another fart rip near his face. The BF throws the girl from the couch, gets up, and says
"Bitch if you think I'll be lying here for 67 more of those, you're fucking crazy."
Two Native Americans 🥴🥴🥴
Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?" The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer. His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?" Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white women he chopped her up and put her in the woods the suck fuck.
Whats the definition of disgusting? Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother & sucking 6 out!
these jokes suck. Lmfao y'all gotta be more creative
what do rapists like to suck?
the life out of their victim
What do u call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer
Rocket league! (Ali A Intro) I like men Wanna smash? Suck my balls Im in class as I'm posting this ass joke This joke sucks terribly Honestly just like and leave Add me on discord IceyTrae#2230 Lebron>MJ
Nancy be like I sucked my way to the top
my friend misspelled mexico and got here
he sucked his sisters poop hole
Your momma's so fat when I went to suck her titties I got a mouth full of knee
Why is bill the bad guy? Monica wanted to suck dick
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common? They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's lockerroom at the gym.
Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a klondike bar if he was a prostitute? suck a big cock.
huh what u say?come fight me suck a dickk.
If some girls are vegan then why do they suck dick?
