Subversion jokes

What is white and 9 inches?

Nothing.

What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.

Alright listen up you penis sucking chicken muching grape juice sipping BLACKIE!!! This is Explain Bear here to explain the joke. So the joke of “Why did the chicken cross the road” is that you expect it to be a funny punchline. But instead, you get a straightforward answer “To get to the other side” which is the logical explanation to that question. The humor is found in subversion to the subversion of expectation. Double whammy!!! So yeah that was another joke successfully explained by EXPLAIN BEAR!!!!! Dont forget to like and subscribe to my youtube channel, and until next time, BEAR OUT!!!!!!!

So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

I’m just kidding.

I'm racist.

I don't like green cars.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7’s a cunt.

Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!

Nobody:

The Vietcong when America lands on their beaches:

tReE pOwErS aCtIvAtE!

What is long and hard and full of seamen?

A submarine.

What's the difference between a six-year-old and a submarine?

I've never been inside a submarine.

Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!

What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine.

A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?

The driving instructor.

Knock knock.

Who is there?

WE WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS!