Subversion jokes

So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

I’m just kidding.

A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?

The driving instructor.

Knock knock.

Who is there?

WE WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS!

What is white and 9 inches?

Nothing.

What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.

Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!

Alright listen up you penis sucking chicken muching grape juice sipping BLACKIE!!! This is Explain Bear here to explain the joke. So the joke of “Why did the chicken cross the road” is that you expect it to be a funny punchline. But instead, you get a straightforward answer “To get to the other side” which is the logical explanation to that question. The humor is found in subversion to the subversion of expectation. Double whammy!!! So yeah that was another joke successfully explained by EXPLAIN BEAR!!!!! Dont forget to like and subscribe to my youtube channel, and until next time, BEAR OUT!!!!!!!

Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield?

"Everywhere."

What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby, nailed to 10 trees.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to celebrate their marriage.

Nine months later, they happily had some use for their baby carriage.

Two years later, they went up again, then their daughter had a brother.

But one little secret that no one knew was that Jack and Jill share a mother.

What's the difference between a six-year-old and a submarine?

I've never been inside a submarine.