Subversion jokes

So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

I’m just kidding.

Knock knock.

Who is there?

WE WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS!

What is white and 9 inches?

Nothing.

A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?

The driving instructor.

What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.

Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!

Alright listen up you penis sucking chicken muching grape juice sipping BLACKIE!!! This is Explain Bear here to explain the joke. So the joke of “Why did the chicken cross the road” is that you expect it to be a funny punchline. But instead, you get a straightforward answer “To get to the other side” which is the logical explanation to that question. The humor is found in subversion to the subversion of expectation. Double whammy!!! So yeah that was another joke successfully explained by EXPLAIN BEAR!!!!! Dont forget to like and subscribe to my youtube channel, and until next time, BEAR OUT!!!!!!!

Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield?

"Everywhere."

What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby, nailed to 10 trees.

What's the difference between a six-year-old and a submarine?

I've never been inside a submarine.

When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.