Subversion jokes

What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.

I'm racist.

I don't like green cars.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7’s a cunt.

So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

I’m just kidding.

Knock knock.

Who is there?

WE WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS!

Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!

A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?

The driving instructor.

What is white and 9 inches?

Nothing.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Nobody:

The Vietcong when America lands on their beaches:

tReE pOwErS aCtIvAtE!

What is long and hard and full of seamen?

A submarine.

Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?

So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.

What's the difference between a six-year-old and a submarine?

I've never been inside a submarine.

Alright listen up you penis sucking chicken muching grape juice sipping BLACKIE!!! This is Explain Bear here to explain the joke. So the joke of “Why did the chicken cross the road” is that you expect it to be a funny punchline. But instead, you get a straightforward answer “To get to the other side” which is the logical explanation to that question. The humor is found in subversion to the subversion of expectation. Double whammy!!! So yeah that was another joke successfully explained by EXPLAIN BEAR!!!!! Dont forget to like and subscribe to my youtube channel, and until next time, BEAR OUT!!!!!!!