Subversion jokes

So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

I’m just kidding.

A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?

The driving instructor.

Knock knock.

Who is there?

WE WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS!

What is white and 9 inches?

Nothing.

What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.

Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!

Alright listen up you penis sucking chicken muching grape juice sipping BLACKIE!!! This is Explain Bear here to explain the joke. So the joke of “Why did the chicken cross the road” is that you expect it to be a funny punchline. But instead, you get a straightforward answer “To get to the other side” which is the logical explanation to that question. The humor is found in subversion to the subversion of expectation. Double whammy!!! So yeah that was another joke successfully explained by EXPLAIN BEAR!!!!! Dont forget to like and subscribe to my youtube channel, and until next time, BEAR OUT!!!!!!!

What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

What's the difference between a six-year-old and a submarine?

I've never been inside a submarine.

The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.

What does a kid and wine have in common?

Shit, I forgot, but they're both locked in my cellar right now.