I wish my grass were emo, so it would cut itself.
Subculture Jokes
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
Emos love jumping for joy.
How did the Emo ask the other Emo out?
"Wanna hang together?"
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise?
The dead hang.
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
I bet emos get jealous when their phone dies.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
