Subculture

Subculture Jokes

Kid

I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!

Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.

Law

It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.

Emo

How did the Emo ask the other Emo out?

"Wanna hang together?"

Color

What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?

Black is their favorite color.

Emo

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

Kid

Why do emo kids cost so much?

Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.

Emo

Why does an emo wish they were a fish?

Because they're underwater.

Emo

Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?

Because they're always cutting.

Emo

Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't wanna hang out.