What do 2 emo kids say to each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
*Slaps wrist*
Subculture Jokes
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.
My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
God, I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
what makes emos jump?
a. bridges
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What’s an emo's favorite game?
The emo within.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
Like if you're emo, LMAO.
Can emos eat a Happy Meal?
