Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
I asked an emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a bulb?
None, because they all cry in the dark.
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
Imagine being emo
The more emos there are, the less emos there are.
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
POV: You call the group of emos the "Suicide Squad."
Like if you know someone is emo.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
