what has only on sense of style
an emo girl
Q: What happens when emo's make out?
A: They don't they just hang out
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
What happened when the emo went through the self-checkout?
Two beeps went off.
Emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper... An emo kid
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots.
Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.
How do emos compliment each other?
They say, "I like your cuts g."
Me: Man, I wish my clothes were emo.
Friend: Why?
Me: So they would hang themselves.
