Subculture jokes
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
God, I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
what makes emos jump?
a. bridges
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What’s an emo's favorite game?
The emo within.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
Like if you're emo, LMAO.
Can emos eat a Happy Meal?
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
Suck!
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.