Stupid jokes

Life is karma... because I was born, God gifted me with social awkwardness, sh*t athletic skills, and stupidity.

One day little Jonny is in class. It is the second day back to school. The teacher is annoyed with the kids, so she goes to the front of the class and says, "If you think you are stupid, stand up." Little Jonny stood up.

The teacher asked him, "Why do you think you're stupid?" Little Jonny said, "I don't think I am stupid."

Then the teacher asked little Jonny why he stood up. Then little Jonny replied, "I just felt bad seeing you standing here alone."

These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!

What borders on stupidity?

Scotland and the EU.

What borders on stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

My wife said, "Why oh why have you ordered carpet, our house is lovely?"

Thankfully the carpet was put to good use in the end, no more stupid comments coming from a rolled up Emily in the bottom of the ocean!

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dogg for a walk.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Taylor Swift.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.

Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.

Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"

Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.

Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.

Me: What’s the definition of “ignorance”?

Friend: Don’t know?

Me: U STUPID!

Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?

Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?

P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.

Yo mama so stupid that she farted on yo face for no reason.

Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.

Student: Stands up.

Teacher: Why did you stand up?

Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.

If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Stop.

Stop who?

Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!

Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.

What did the blender say to the orange juice?

"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."

Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.