Stupid jokes

Why did the man become stupid?

Cause he was suicidal, herbivorous. Ja...

What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.

What happened to the glue?

I knew you would get stuck on that!

Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.

What season is it when you're on a trampoline?

Spring time!

Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.

What is dumb, yo mama, you dumb stupid idiot?

Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in Mattress World and slept on the floor.

Yo mamma so stupid when a robber stole her TV, she ran after him saying, "You forgot the remote!"

Yo mama is so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!

Pedophiles are really stupid and need to leave this earth.

If a person walks off a hundred-foot cliff and halfway down screams, "Why did I do that?" Then a second person walks off the same one-hundred-foot cliff and screams the same verse, "Why did I do that?" Then another person walks off the cliff and screams the same line, "Why did I do that," and the next person does the same thing. What do you call that?

(Stupid People)

My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.

Yo mama so stupid... She tried to climb...

Mountain Dew!

Yo mama so stupid, when I told her she needed some cats, she came back with...

CRASH, ARENA, TURBO STARS!

Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!

Why can’t moons walk?

'Cuz they have no legs, stupid!

What's the difference between a businessman and a businesswoman? Wo!

There was a guy I knew who owned a foot-high piano player.

He had found a magic lamp and rubbed it. The genie popped out and gave him one wish.

The guy thinks the genie was a bit deaf, as all he got was a 12" pianist.