Yo mama so stupid... She tried to climb...
Mountain Dew!
What's the difference between a businessman and a businesswoman? Wo!
A young boy enters a barber shop, and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.
"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
The boy licked his cone and replied:
"Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!"
Did you hear about the light bulb party? Yeah, it was pretty lit!
Yo mama so stupid that, when she heard about cookies on the internet, she ate her computer.
you mama so stupid when her phone died she bared it lol
Yo mama is so stupid, she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “I’ve got the power!”
Girls Are Yummy Stupid
Are Really Erectable
Tasty Honey Ejaculable
Booty Everything Sucking Titties
Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D