I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to climb...
Mountain Dew!
Yo mama so stupid, when I told her she needed some cats, she came back with...
CRASH, ARENA, TURBO STARS!
Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!
Why can’t moons walk?
'Cuz they have no legs, stupid!
What's the difference between a businessman and a businesswoman? Wo!
There was a guy I knew who owned a foot-high piano player.
He had found a magic lamp and rubbed it. The genie popped out and gave him one wish.
The guy thinks the genie was a bit deaf, as all he got was a 12" pianist.
A young boy enters a barber shop, and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.
"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
The boy licked his cone and replied:
"Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!"
Did you hear about the light bulb party? Yeah, it was pretty lit!
What's small, stupid, and has no dad?
Ben.
Yo mama's so stupid, she had a staring contest with a mirror.
Yo mama so stupid that, when she heard about cookies on the internet, she ate her computer.
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies, she buries it.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!
Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.
Yo mama so stupid, she said, "Where are my gifts?" on Father's Day.
Yo mama is so stupid, she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “I’ve got the power!”
Girls Are Yummy Stupid
Are Really Erectable
Tasty Honey Ejaculable
Booty Everything Sucking Titties
Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D
Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."
