You can't lose kahoot if you Kashoot the class first
So there are these 3 strings, they walk into a bar. People are giving them looks. The small chap is your typical thin cord. He walks to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. He replies, "Oii, your kind ain't welcomed here so take your drink, mates and fuck off." He goes back to his mates and says, "We'd better get outta here." "Nonsense." replies the mid guy, he's your typical string. Goes to the barman and same story. Finally the last guy, He's your typical rope. He burst out, "Fuck this!". He twits and ties himself whilst messing up his hair. He struts up to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. The barman does so and whilst he prepares the drink he opens with, "Say aren't you a string?" "No, I'm a frayed knot."
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!" ... Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
What does a sponge do? It talks to Patrick.
What's the difference between leafmen and leafwomen? Palm trees.
Knock, knock Who's there? Nobody Nobody who? .......................................................................................................................... (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
Why did the strawberry cry?
Her mom was in a jam.
Wanna hear a joke ? You
So Stephen Hawking walked into a bar- just kidding.
Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun GET IN THE VAN!!
Two guys are on the playground one guys says too the other “did you know that Hellen Keller had a play ground in her backyard” the other guy said “no” the first guy says “neither did she
what did the big chimney say to the little chimney “ your to young to smoke”
I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might DRUM up and appetite
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it goo!!
What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasuuubi
Why did the boy shoot the clock
Someone said to me they like greasy food with gravy I said no wonder your foreheads so greasy
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
your mama so fat that all restaurants say maximum weight 240KG or your mum
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
